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Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful (James Blunt parody)

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Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful (James Blunt parody)
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Or here or here, not to mention here.
Oh, did we mention here?
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Lyrics :

My life is brilliant

[What, was I too early -
Oh, sorry, should I -
Do you want to start over, or -
Keep going - okay... now, now?]

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true

Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein' you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty pants
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean...
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine

You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true

You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

La-la-la-la loser

You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue

Well, it just sucks to be you


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