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The Incredible Melting Entertainment Compagnons - Time(c) To Relax (CD, T.I.M.E.C.)

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"D'abord je crois qu'il est essentiel que vous vous détendiez"... Dès l'intro le ton est donné, et même si la pochette présente une paire de narines dépassant d'une mer d'une poudre blanche, façon "je suis à bloc de chez bloc, donf de chez donf, même le père noël il s'en met pas autant dans le pif que moi", il ne s'agit en fait que de présenter clairement les choses: "quel que soit votre état, même dans le pire des cas, à l'écoute de ce disque vous allez être détendu". Le tube de Captain Détendu, "Détendu", que vous avez peut-être pu entendre en illustration de certains travallings printaniers dans la bouse de TF1 chez les fermiers, finit dès le 3ème track d'éclaircir définitivement l'histoire. "Détendu. Détendu. Détendu." Le message est limpide. "Vous êtes bien. Vous allez dormir." Comme du cristal: ce disque s'écoute pour être bien. Calme et tranquille, comme dirait l'autre. Et en effet pendant une heure le collectif The Incredible Melting Entertainment Compagnons accompagné de ses plus beaux featurings (Chuck Moe Reece, Popof des Heretiks (!), John DVDR, Professor Oz ex-Pro-Zak Trax, The Joslyns...) met en son une méthode infaillible pour installer une ambiance de Nirvana, approuvée par la BBC.

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The Incredible Melting Entertainment Compagnons - Time(c) To Relax - French downtempo madness
(Download/CD 500 ex. limited edition, hand-numbered) 2005-08

Ooh yeah! This is pure lounge funk maestria! THE INCREDIBLE MELTING ENTERTAINMENT COMPAGNONS collective led by Captain Détendu, Grant Phabao & Djouls really know how to jazz your mind up with intense calm and deep deep relaxation. An ultimate classic.

01. Furieuse Détente featuring George M. (05 mg Intro)
02. B-side featuring Funky Frenchman (12 mg Uplifting moods)
03. Détendu featuring Captain Détendu (17 mg Downtempo bliss)
04. Tractopelle featuring Chuck Moe Reece & The Obscure Kats from N.O.W.H.E.R.E (12 mg Funky deconstruction)
05. Shyli Town featuring Popof (17 mg Tingling relaxation)
06. La Vie Est Une Plage featuring John DVDR (21 mg World funk)
07. No Time For Illusions featuring Professor Oz (24 mg Exclusive new track)
08. Get Jocelyne! featuring The Joslyns & Deborah Hunter (18 mg Chillin' notes)
09. Tsé Tsé featuring Le Sourire des Hommes (22 mg Dubby jazz)
10. Nominano featuring The Mighty Blunts, Matin M. & Smokey Fingers (04 mg Smokey vibes)
11. Rescue Mix featuring Funky Frenchman (16 mg Back in a cinematic stance)
12. Interfloat featuring The Cheesewursts (20 mg Deeply cooked meals)
13. Moondaglob featuring George M. (17 mg Lazy breaks)
14. Relax featuring Dj Guarana, Martial, DJ Mike & Baron - Remixed by David°F ( 28 mg Heavily relaxed charms)

Press Release :
Pollution, stress, anguish, life is harder and harder on your nerves... In order to cure these nervous problems, the Détendu Laboratories have selected for you the cream of electro down-tempo (also called Lounge music) to bring you calm, serenity and fullness. That's how the artists of the T.I.M.E.C. collective, as real lab assistants, have created in their studio the ultimate formula: peaceful music + out-of-step humour = absolute happiness.

Here are the first signs that have been observed on a sample of the population after the very first listen of this album:
• Better relations with the surrounding environment
• A spreading happiness
• An irresistible desire to relax
(TIME(C) TO RELAX would even stop the fall of the hairs!!!)

So don't hesitate to get a prescription for this album at your usual CDs store to finally live and enjoy without stress and in perfect harmony with your inner-self.

Direction for Use: Auditive routes. Posology: Listen every evening when coming back from work and once more before going to bed. Recommanded by the Détendu Laboratories and tested by Professeur Oz (es-soothing specialist). Respect dosage, an excessive dose can cause euphoria, very briefly at the beginning, but will soon spread in a communicative hilarity... You've been warned.

Links :
Captain Detendu :
David°F :
DJ Tos :
Grant Phabao : |
Popof :
Professor Oz : |
Soul Sugar :
T.I.M.E.C. : |
Photo : Laurent Askienazy
Layout & A&R : Djouls


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